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I’m going to say something that might sound dramatic, but I mean every word of it: I can tell you how a business is run by looking at its carpets. Seventeen years of walking into offices, shops, pubs, clinics, and reception areas across London has taught me that. The...

There’s a particular phone call I get several times a week, and it usually goes something like this: “Hi, I’m moving out on Saturday and my landlord says the carpets need to be professionally cleaned or he’ll take it from my deposit. Can you come tomorrow?” The answer...

It’s Sunday afternoon. You’re having a relaxed time at home. And then it happens. Red wine on the cream carpet. Or the puppy bolts in from the garden and vomits on the living room rug. Or the toddler upends an entire bowl of tomato pasta onto the hallway. I know that...

I get calls about this almost every week. Someone’s moving out, their checkout date is in three days, and they’ve just realised the carpets don’t look anything like the inventory photos. Panic sets in. They start Googling. And what they find is a confusing mess of...

I need to tell you something you probably don’t want to hear. That pet stain you cleaned up last month – the one where you blotted it, sprayed some carpet cleaner from Tesco, and figured it was sorted? It’s not sorted. Not even close. I see this every single week....

I’ll be honest with you. After seventeen years of cleaning carpets across London, there’s one thing I can predict with absolute certainty: come March and April, I’m going to be pulling some truly horrifying things out of people’s carpets. Not because they’re dirty...